What a boring day. Me and mommy are just laying on the couch so I decided I'd give a little update. It's the new year and mommy said I should try to make some resolutions for the new year that I did do so good last year. Well, I don't have much to work on since I was only born halfway into the year and I'm just so perfect and everything.. I guess I can try making a list.
- Don't eat Dosher's poop. Mommy and daddy really hate when I do that.
- Stop peeing and pooping in the house. Although, I do know how to go potty outside, I just do it inside just to keep mommy and daddy in check.
- Quit trying to eat mommy and daddy's food. But I can't help it when they leave it unattended!
- Stop using Dosher as a chew toy. But he's so much better than my regular toys because he actually yelps when I bite down hard on him! AND he runs away!
Anyways, Christmas was pretty great! We got the white stuff and there were tons of it for a while! Mommy even let me eat it and she doesn't usually let me eat foreign objects. Mommy also got a present from daddy that she uses to take pictures of me and I've been really good about posing real well for mommy and she'll go "Good girl!" and it makes me so happy to hear that because mommy's usually real mad at me a lot of the times when I'm naughty.
Mommy and daddy have also been talking about moving to a new place! They say I'll have even more room to play and new potty spots to find. And what's even better is that they're gonna let me go out on the balcony for once!! They never let me go here because it's too small and crowded. The only catch is that mommy and daddy said we're getting a new couch so I'm not allowed to chew it up like I do with the one here. That's gonna be real hard but I'll try!
Anyway I'm real tired. I'm gonna go sleep on mommy for a while. Bye!
